Is your selfie game slaying for the gods or weak AF?
How Strong Is Your Selfie Game?
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How Bad At Flirting Are You?
We all suck, but just how bad?
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The Best Jokes On The Internet As Queen Elizabeth II Became Britain's Longest-Reigning Monarch
Queen Elizabeth II has just beaten Queen Victoria to become Britain’s longest-reigning monarch, and Twitter has reacted in the way it knows best.
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15 Things Nobody Thinks To Tell You About Leaving University
Go to university, they said. Get a degree, they said. It’ll be “fun” when you leave it all behind, they…well, they forgot to warn us about some things.
You probably won't fall straight into a job.
Unfortunately, that's just how it is. Thousands of people have graduated at the same time as you, which means thousands of people are looking for the same jobs as you. You're pretty great, sure, but you're probably gonna have to be unemployed for a while first.
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If you do, there's more chance of it being an internship because nobody will take you without experience.
The circle of wanting to get hired for experience but needing experience to get hired is hell on Earth. A lot of people dream of leaving uni and walking straight into their ideal setup. Unfortunately, you've got a lot of working up to do – you're not going to be Anna Wintour two days after leaving third year.
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Or you'll continue full-time at your part-time job.
Plenty of people leave university and end up going full-time at the place they worked while studying. It doesn't seem like such a bad idea at the time, and it's not. Just make sure you're not that person who lets their degree rot on the mantelpiece while they slave away in a retail stockroom.
The first job you land in may not be the job you initially wanted.
Some people just fall on their feet after uni and it doesn't feel fair, but such is life. If you've got to go and pull pints and shift barrels for £7 an hour to get money, you get to working, sister. Ain't nobody got themselves out of a hole by wallowing in it.
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What Are Your Freshers' Week Horror Stories?
Where there’s alcohol, there’s mistakes. A lot of goddamn mistakes.
Heading to university is one of the most exciting times of any young adult's life.
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And one of the things you look forward to most? FRESHERS' WEEK!
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But not everybody's freshers' week runs smoothly according to plan.
Blame it on the alcohol. Always blame it on the alcohol.
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So what are your freshers' week horror stories?
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The Internet Has Lost Its Damn Mind About The New Pink iPhone
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Here's What The Cast Of "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air" Are Doing Now
Happy birthday, Fresh Prince!
Today marks the 25th birthday of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
The show aired for the first time on 10 September 1990. Where are the cast now?
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Carlton Banks, aka Alfonso Ribeiro
Alfonso Ribeiro has stuck to television since leaving Fresh Prince. In 2013, he participated in UK reality show I'm a Celebrity... and followed it with a stint on Dancing With the Stars, which he won (obvs bc the Carlton dance).
He has also shown an interest in swinging clubs on the fairway with famous friends such as Justin Timberlake.
Hilary Banks, aka Karyn Parsons
Karyn Parsons went quiet on acting around 2002. Now, however, she's turned her talents into helping bring "little known stories of African-American history to children everywhere" with her company Sweet Blackberry.
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Das machen die Schauspieler aus "Der Prinz von Bel-Air" heute
Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag, Prinz!
Heute ist der 25. Geburtstag von Der Prinz von Bel-Air.
Die Serie wurde zum ersten Mal am 10. September 1990 in den USA ausgestrahlt. Aber was machen die Schauspielerinnen und Schauspieler aus der Serie heute?
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Carlton Banks aka Alfonso Ribeiro
Alfonso blieb auch nach seiner Zeit in dieser Serie dem Fernsehen treu. 2013 war er Teilnehmer bei der UK-Reality-Show I'm A Celebrity... und der Tanz-Show Dancing With the Stars, die er gewann (und wer jemals Carlton tanzen sah, wird sofort wissen, warum).
Ab und zu trifft er sich auch mit berühmten Freunden wie Justin Timberlake zum Golfen.
Hilary Banks aka Karyn Parsons
Von Karyn Parsons Schauspiel-Künsten war seit ungefähr 2002 nicht mehr viel zu hören. Jetzt nutzt sie ihre Talente, um mit ihrer Firma Sweet Blackberry dabei zu helfen, "wenig bekannte Details aus der afroamerikanischen Geschichte für Kinder weltweit" zugänglich zu machen.
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This Is What The Cast Of "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air" Would Look Like In 2015
Lyst has commissioned an illustrator to imagine what the cast of Fresh Prince would look like in 2015.
To celebrate the 25th birthday of Fresh Prince, Brooklyn based illustrator Leland Foster has imagined what the cast would look like in 2015, and the result is pretty cool.
"The Fresh Prince of Bel Air was so stylish, and so of-its-time as a classic 90s show," said Foster. "The challenge was to make the Banks family relevant and recognisable, while keeping all the energy of these six very different personalities.”
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First up, there's Ashley who looks way too cool for school.
That hair and septum ring and outfit. "Don't mind me, wearing Kenzo to school ,NBD."
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Then there's Carlton, who somehow manages to look cool even though he's definitely about to burst out into The Carlton.
Those glasses are pretty Inspector Gadget 2015.
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Geoffrey looks like the coolest butler in the world ever.
Somehow managing to look fly even ~with~ the apron and cutlery.
Lyst / Leland Foster
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Which "White Chick" Are You?
Have you thrown a BF today?
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21 Times Mr Potato Head Was The Shadiest Toy In "Toy Story"
Don’t mess with the potato head.
When his very first line was the best character development in the shortest time.
Seriously just read the box.
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And his second piece of dialogue was taking no shit.
He really wanted to say, "Fuck off, Princess Drool," but he realised there were pre-school toys around and so censored it.
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When he tried to share a joke with Hamm.
Pretty creative for a toy that's meant for 3-year-olds.
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But Hamm didn't even try to understand and Mr Potato Head was far from happy about his lack of cultural education.
Maybe he's more of a Van Gogh fan.
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How Addicted To Facebook Are You?
Scrolling for days.
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This Is The Cast Of The New "Jungle Book" Movie
Here’s the “Bare Necessities” you’ll be needing.
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This Is What Your Favourite Emojis Actually Mean
Apple won’t tell you the truth, but we’re here to help clarify a few things.
Definition: A long, purple-looking vegetable used in many types of cooking around the world.
What it actually means: Everybody knows this is no vegetable – it's a dick. Plain and simple, this is penis.
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Definition: A person dancing.
What it actually means: I'm about to get TURNT UP. Seriously turnt up. So turnt up, I won't be able to turn back down.
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Definition: Two girls dancing, each wearing a leotard and bunny ears.
What it actually means: I'm about to get seriously turnt up with my best friend. Any mistakes made tonight, I will blame on them.
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Definition: A person getting his or her face massaged.
What it actually means: I literally can't even deal with you any more and I'm using every ounce of my strength to not drag you right now.
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51 Questions You Should Get Answers To Before A Second Date
This won’t work if you don’t let me have the window seat.
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1. What will your response be when you ask me which movie I want to watch and I say, "I don't mind, you choose"? Because if you're going to throw an "Oh no, you can choose" back in my face, we could be here all day and I'm just not prepared for that kind of relationship.
2. Have you ever burped in the middle of making out? I will accept a lot. But this? You're asking too much.
3. What is your stance on farting in front of your partner? There really is only so long I can hold it in.
4. How much of the bed are you willing to sacrifice? A 50-50 split just won't do. I get at least 70% or we're done here.
5. This should be a no-brainer, but what are your thoughts on dogs and, in particular, puppies? Believe it or not, there are actually some people that aren't on board with cute pups. If this is the case, best to weed that out ASAP.
6. Have you ever finished the milk and put the empty bottle back in the fridge? Satan could not even contend with you.
7. Have you ever told somebody you're five minutes away when you haven't even showered yet? This is cool, just don't do it to me.
8. If we ever go on holiday together, will you let me have the window seat on the plane? I don't want to, but I will fight you if it comes to it.
9. Do you have One Direction posters in your bedroom? Acceptable on no scale.
10. Do you have Star Wars or Barbie bed sheets? I can't sleep with Darth Vader on top of me.
11. Do you wear odd socks every day? I'm sorry, that's too thug life for me.
12. How clean is your bathroom? I would rather not have to tiptoe around stray pubes whenever I want to use the toilet.
13. Does your birthday fall on any major holidays? My salary does not allow for buying birthday and Christmas presents in the same time period.
14. Who is your most listened to artist on iTunes? I'm not one to judge but that's a whole lot of Britney I'm seeing.
15. What's your stance on Crocs? This is important and should probably have been asked first.
16. While we're talking about footwear, how do you feel about socks and sandals? There's kind of only one answer to this, but it's best to check and be on the safe side.
17. Is your email address still "lil_mizz_pink" or "rude_bwoii_93"? We can just end things here if so.
18. How are you at playing guitar? It would be nice to be serenaded sometimes, you know?
19. Do you still have a BlackBerry? Seriously, let it go.
20. What's your go-to shower song and will you take requests? Some mornings, I just want somebody to sing pretty things to me.
21. Have you ever left a damp towel on the bathroom floor? There's a place reserved in the darkest pits of hell for people like you.
22. Will you order a salad if we eat out? Please don't bring shame upon my table like that.
23. Have you ever complained to a waiter that there was a hair in your food to get a discount on the bill even though there wasn't even a hair in your food? You can pull this shit when we're married and I have no choice but to accept it. But if you do it on a date, you may as well crack out a 2-for-1 voucher and agree to never see me again.
24. What does your recently used emojis page look like? Is that…eggplant…and peach…tut.
25. Do you have a creepy roommate I should be made aware of? I don't want to be sneaking to the bathroom in the dead of night to find him creeping about outside the bedroom door.
26. On a scale of 1-10, how much will you judge me if, hypothetically, I could eat an entire packet of Oreos in less than 90 seconds? I said ~hypothetically~ bc this would never happen, obviously.
27. How clingy are you going to get three dates from now? Will I need to physically pry you off me?
28. If we commit to a TV programme together, will you ever watch it without me? There is one word that perfectly describes doing this: cheating.
29. How many episode of Friends can you watch in one sitting? If we can't watch at least half of one season, maybe we should just cut our ties here.
30. If I was ill, what flavour soup would you cook me? To be clear, none is not an option and chicken is of course correct.
31. If there were one red Fruit Pastille left in a packet, what would you do with it? If your answer isn't offering it to me, you can find your own way to the door.
32. What level have you reached on Candy Crush? If it's higher than me, it will cause some serious tension.
33. Have you ever sent a Facebook game request on purpose? I'm all down if you want to play Farmville, but don't rope other people into your shameless life.
34. What's your favourite Disney movie? The correct answer begins with "H" and ends with "ercules".
35. Can you name all five members of the Spice Girls? I won't ask who your favourite is because that will cause too many arguments.
36. OK no, who's your favourite Spice Girl? Need-to-know information.
37. Do you know all the lyrics to "Black Magic" yet? I can teach you if you need lessons.
38. Which Hogwarts house do you belong to? I can't date a Hufflepuff, I'm sorry.
39. Do you stop to speak to sales reps in the street? Or do you awkwardly pretend to look anywhere else, like me?
40. Have you ever checked into a first class lounge just so people know you're a pretty big deal? It only cost £15 more than standard, don't get too excited.
41. What are your thoughts on me using one of your hoodies from time to time? And by time to time, I obviously mean taking the hoodie home with me and adopting it as my own.
42. Have you ever embarrassed a former partner by getting the dance moves to the Macarena wrong? This should've been learned at birth. How are you getting this wrong?
43. Have you ever argued with a stranger in a celebrity's Instagram comments? You keep doing you, but do it away from me.
44. How many psychotic exes do I have to worry about? Do I need to lock my door and reinforce my windows?
45. Have you ever watched Titanic and not cried? Only someone without a heart would never have cried and I'm just not sure I can commit knowing this information beforehand.
46. Do you know all the words to the following: Dirty Dancing, Grease, High School Musical? That means all three High School Musicals btw. We have a lot of ground to cover and I will need your 100% dedication to the task at hand.
47. Have you ever camped outside the Apple store for the new iPhone? I'm all about camping, but not this kind.
48. Have you ever fallen asleep in the cinema and snored so loudly you got kicked out? We did not give up a mortgage to pay for a ticket for you to get us thrown out with your feral noises.
49. Have you ever been for a cheeky Nando's? If you have a Black Card then this is OK.
50. Would you write cute messages on the mirror after you've had a shower? If you wouldn't then maybe you should start. It's fun, honest!
51. Wait, are we actually going on a second date? It's best not to assume these things, so just checking.
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15 Freshers' Week Horror Stories
It’s all fun and games until you accidentally fart in somebody’s face.
1. "I nearly drowned at a foam party."
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2. "I was leaving a party in an elevator when I turned to my flatmate and jokingly said how much I hate it when people jump in an elevator. The other five moronic guys that were with us then proceeded to jump all at once. The elevator then got stuck. We were in there for over an hour and a guy farted at one point. It got so hot that the guys started playing tic tac toe with the steam that fogged up the walls. This all caused me to have a massive panic attack in a stairwell in front of tons of drunk students. One of the worst nights I've ever had."
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22 Honest Comebacks Retail Workers Wish They Could Use
“You’re lucky I can’t swear right now.”
To the first customer of the day, who wants to create a whole heap of fuckery 30 seconds after the doors open:
"You, Sir, need to reverse your way out of this store and return when you've adjusted that attitude."
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To the customer who's trying to sneak three items into the fitting rooms while saying they only have two:
"You're making this way more difficult than it needs to be."
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To the customer who leaves the clothes on the floor in the fitting rooms:
"Shall we wait for the magic retail elves to come and pick those up?"
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To the customer who's kicking up a mighty fuss because the store doesn't have their size in stock.
"I would love to cater to your needs but right now, that is impossible."
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22 Things Your Sarcastic Inner Voice Wants To Say
We’re British, we don’t say this stuff out loud.
When the bus is clearly full but that one person tries to jump on anyway:
You look out of the window but your Jiminy Cricket is like, "That was a brilliant idea. Everybody on the lower deck appreciates the will and determination you've just shown."
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When you ask for sweet popcorn at the cinema and the guy hands you salted with a smile on his face:
You take the popcorn and regret everything for the entirety of the movie while inwardly thinking, "Gee, thanks for listening."
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When someone sits in your reserved seat on the train:
You say nothing and move on, but inside you're saying, "No that's fine, you stay sitting there. I'm sure there's space on the floor for me somewhere."
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When you text your crush and they take three days to reply (if they reply at all):
You smile at your phone and accept the facts, but inside you're saying, "Being met with silence is my greatest pastime."
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24 Things You'll Understand If You Absolutely Hate Going To The Gym
One press-up, that’ll do for today.
The only reason you've dragged yourself to the gym in the first place is because you feel guilty about that kebab you devoured the night before.
There was no regret at the time and there's probably no regret now.
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You always tell yourself that today will be different, that today you will put in HARD. FUCKING. WORK.
"THIS IS SPARTA" kind of work.
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When you arrive at the gym you don't really know what to do, so you just faff about in the locker rooms for 10 minutes "preparing" for like, everything you're going to do today.
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You spend an hour trying to make a playlist that will push you on through the pain.
You could've done this before you arrived but doing it now mean you can put off having to actually do anything.
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