Apple won’t tell you the truth, but we’re here to help clarify a few things.
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Definition: A long, purple-looking vegetable used in many types of cooking around the world.
What it actually means: Everybody knows this is no vegetable – it's a dick. Plain and simple, this is penis.
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Definition: A person dancing.
What it actually means: I'm about to get TURNT UP. Seriously turnt up. So turnt up, I won't be able to turn back down.
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Definition: Two girls dancing, each wearing a leotard and bunny ears.
What it actually means: I'm about to get seriously turnt up with my best friend. Any mistakes made tonight, I will blame on them.
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Definition: A person getting his or her face massaged.
What it actually means: I literally can't even deal with you any more and I'm using every ounce of my strength to not drag you right now.
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