Dick and chill?
When you're a passenger in the car and your friend accidentally tries to move your dick into fourth gear.
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When you're doing the pole vault and you don't even need to use the pole because your dick has got it covered.
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When you go to the theatre and Jack climbs your dick because he thinks it's the beanstalk.
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When an elderly person mistakes it for their walking stick because it's so bloody massive.
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