Dead arms and a face full of hair; fantastic.
Sometimes you just want your own personal space but you can't really say that out loud because then you look like a miserable, unromantic bastard.
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New Line Cinema
If you're the little spoon, there's a lot of heavy breathing in your ear.
Or if you're the big spoon, you suddenly become aware that you're breathing like an enraged rhinoceros and you try and control it but end up not breathing and seriously, no air is no fun.
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