24 Secrets River Island Staff Will Never Tell You
“Can we have a mop in the men’s fitting rooms? Somebody’s pissed on the floor.” There is nothing worse than hearing your manager say you're going to be working on denim for an entire shift. Sorting...
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Boil the kettle, there’s tea to spill. The "I know you've got gossip, tell me everything" face: Paramount The "When I said I wouldn't tell anybody, that didn't include my best friend" face: Warner...
View Article21 Lies All Men Have Told About Sex
Time to own up gents. "It's nine inches." Lol ok Pinocchio. Via giphy.com "I wasn't even hard, that was just a semi." The second lie he tells when he realises the lie before has been rumbled. YTV "I...
View Article22 Things You Learn When You're A Graduate Dating A Uni Student
It’s not just dissertations and unhygienic kitchens. It's like dating somebody in a different timezone. When you're waking up for work, they've probably just gone to sleep. When you're winding down,...
View ArticleMy Hair, My Blackness, And Me
I fear the chatty barber.For years my hair has been short, and infrequent conditioner application means it often feels dry when it grows out even slightly. But I've just had it relaxed by Wayne, in a...
View Article21 Songs You Won't Believe Are Older Than Today's Year 7s
Have the year 7s of today ever understood the struggles of trying to text their boyfriend on Microsoft Excel? Nah. Year 7s will never see Godney at her "Oops!... I Did It Again" peak, which is...
View ArticleApple's New iPhone Update Is Making Everybody Look Thirsty AF
Apple don’t seem to understand the subtle difference between x and X. There are certain sins that come with an Apple phone that we've come to expect; crap chargers, rubbish battery life, and a screen...
View Article2015 You're Great And I'ma Let You Finish, But 2006 Had The Best Music Of All...
100% certain to make you feel old AF. Chamillionaire feat. Krayzie Bone – "Ridin'" It's difficult to hear this song and not think of the remix, "White & Nerdy", which was just as good as the...
View Article22 Things Every Southerner Going To A Northern Uni Will Understand
You basically get shouted at a lot for doing things “wrong”. You're often the only southerner within a two-mile radius. You're like a mythical creature that people love to fuss over. Warner Bros And...
View ArticleWhat Is Your Penis Horror Story?
The not so good, the very bad, and the plain ri-dick-ulous. If there's one thing you can count on a guy to protect, it's his manhood. Ross Setford / Getty Images Whether you call it the twig and...
View ArticleCan We Guess Your Secret Sexual Desire Based On Your Favourite Emoji?
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View Article24 Confessions Topshop Staff Will Never Tell You
I look miserable because of you, customer. A lot of men question whether the spray-on jeans are actually for girls. No, they are for men and yes, they are meant to be that tight. instagram.com If a...
View Article23 Things You'll Understand If You're 10 Years Older Than Your Sibling
“You’re older, you should know better.” Fuck that. You were lulled into the false sense of security that there were going to be no more babies and then BAM, your mother popped out another one. Def Jam...
View Article17 Questions That Are Impossible For All "Harry Potter" Fans To Answer
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View Article15 Penis Horror Stories That Will Make You Want To Vomit
Peeling, infections, and a whole lot of blood. "I once dated a girl who wore braces. She was giving me a blowjob when we realised that a small piece of the wire had broken off. It ripped a nice hole...
View Article19 Things Every Person Who Stays Up Too Late Knows
The dreaded cycle which can never be broken. You spend the entire day basically collapsed on your desk at work and it is here that you vow to have an early night. You're so tired you basically...
View Article34 Facts You Probably Didn't Know About "Gladiators"
Contender, READY? Gladiator, READY? ITV / REX Shutterstock 1) The show was inspired by American Gladiators, which was televised in the US in 1989. 2) The set of Gladiators weighed over 200 tons and...
View ArticleThis One Question Will Decide What Job You Should Have
Basically you should quit your day job and listen to this quiz.
View Article27 Incredibly Unhappy Thoughts Everybody Has At A Spin Class
Why do I hate myself? "Ow." 20th Century Fox "OK that was premature, I haven't even started yet." Disney "Why am I even here?" Summit Entertainment "Why do I hate myself?" Fox View Entire List ›
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