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Have You Seen More Than Half Of The Highest-Rated TV Shows In 2017?
Don’t be Insecure if you haven’t seen them all.
It's been a good year for TV so far, but how many of the highest-rated shows of the year have you actually seen?
Below are the top 42 shows of the year according to Metacritic. They're in order of the highest rated, and the brackets show which season aired during 2017.
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I Re-Watched "The Notebook" And Why Is Everybody An Asshole?
This movie really isn’t relationship goals at all.
So I'd been browsing Netflix for the best part of an hour, as you do when you're given too many options and can't choose between them. To end my troubles, I settled on an old classic: The Notebook.
This was me, arguing with myself over what to watch.
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But instead of rocking back and forth with gentle sobs as Allie and Noah's love story took place, I found myself thinking: "Wow, everybody in this movie is actually an asshole."
So, sit back and buckle up. We've got some explaining to do.
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Let's start with Noah, who in my opinion is the biggest asshole of the whole movie. The first thing he says to Allie is “wanna dance”, which is kinda rude when you take into account he knows she’s on a date with somebody else and doesn’t even preface that question with a simple “hello, hi, how are you?”
Secondly, he assumes that Allie will want to dance with him, and when she says no, he asks why not. The lady said no Noah, take the L and move on.
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And then the big asshole move comes. Noah decides, after being rejected twice already, to run and jump on to a moving Ferris Wheel and sit between Allie and her date.
I told you he was an asshole.
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But that's not even the biggest asshole move, because he then goes on to actually ask Allie out while her date is sitting right next to them, even though Allie has so far rejected all of his rather shitty advances.
Seriously Noah, just give it up.
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Also, aside from Noah, a low-key asshole is the person running the Ferris Wheel, who decides to stop the ride to tell Noah to get off. OK genius, how do you want him to get off when you've stopped them at the top?
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But back to the main asshole – Noah, who decides to ignore the rules and jump onto the bar where he then just hangs there to blackmail a terrified Allie into going on a date with him.
That's not creepy and possessive behaviour at all.
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And then when Allie finally says yes to the date so he doesn’t just fall and die, he acts all cocky and smug like “wow ok we’ll go out, calm down”. Honestly Noah is an absolute asshole.
Under usual circumstances, I’d say Allie taking down Noah’s pants to embarrass him is an asshole move, but let’s be honest, he deserves it at this point.
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It’s worth pointing out that the ride attendant has just left them hanging this whole time. He’s not quite at Noah’s level of asshole yet, but he’s getting close.
Anyway, let’s move past the first scene because everybody’s an asshole and we haven’t got all day.
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The next time they see each other, Noah actually uses the line “when I see something, I gotta have it” to explain why he was so persistent. Honestly Allie, call the police.
"911, this is an absolute emergency. I have an obsessive stalker who literally won't leave me alone no matter how many times I say no."
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So far this has mostly been about Noah, but he's not the only asshole. The next asshole is Allie’s supposed best friend, who goes ahead and sets up a double date night with Noah after Allie rejected every single one of his advances and explicitly said she didn't want to go out with him.
She then spends the entire movie licking her man's face off which makes them both assholes. Just watch the goddamn movie and stop putting everybody off their popcorn.
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Moving on... I hate to be disrespectful but Allie’s mum is also an asshole. She calls Noah trash just because she doesn’t deem him suitable for her daughter, and let’s be honest, that’s based on the fact he doesn’t have money.
I mean yes, Noah is an asshole, but she doesn't know that like we do. Yet...
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We haven't really discussed how Allie can be an asshole too, so here's an example. Whenever she gets mad at Noah, she slaps and pushes him, which isn't acceptable at all.
I honestly don’t know what relationship goals everybody is talking about at this point.
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Back to Noah, King Asshole, who upon realising Allie is getting married to someone else, starts sleeping with Martha and being an asshole to her. She even says “sometimes when you talk to me you don’t even see me” and she’s right, he’s just using her to take his mind off Allie.
Just to establish, Martha is a recent war widow, so she's vulnerable too. If you look in the dictionary at the definition of a fuckboy, I guarantee Noah's face is there with a smug grin. Asshole.
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But even though Allie's about to get married, she decides to go and see Noah, which is obviously a fantastic idea when you're almost a bride.
If you're ever getting prepared for your wedding, a genius idea is to go and see your ex-boyfriend. What could possibly go wrong?
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But even worse, she stays for dinner. And over dinner, Noah comments on her drinking by saying she should slow down because he doesn’t “want to have to take advantage of you”.
WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE EVEN SAYS THAT?
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Fast forward a little, and we have Allie and Noah sleeping together even though Allie has a husband-to-be at home, which is an asshole move on both sides.
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Now remember how I said Allie’s mum is a bit of an asshole? Well here’s the big asshole moment of the movie. She hid a whole 365 letters Noah had written to Allie, and watched her daughter cry because she was heartbroken.
Not only that, but if she hadn't have hid the letters in the first place, we wouldn't be in this cheating on future husband situation.
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And then to finish it off, Allie abandons the wedding and goes back to Noah forever. Some might think that’s cute and adorable, some might think she’s an asshole. I’ll let you decide that one.
Obviously there are other moments of assholery, but I feel like we’ve covered the main points. Basically everybody’s an asshole. The end.
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Tell Us If You Cried Watching These Movies And We'll Tell You How Emotional You Are
Did you cry at every single one or were you dry-eyed the entire time?
There are some movies that are just really goddamn sad. But how emotional did you find them? And how emotional are you?
Below are 15 movies. All you need to do is tell us if you cried while watching that movie or not. Simple!
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I don’t want to scare you, but it’s probably time to start planning.
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How Many Of These Horror Movies Actually Scared You?
Were you hiding behind a cushion or yawning until the end?
Some people can barely watch 10 minutes of a horror movie without jumping out of their skin, while others have a hard time staying awake because they think the movie's a right old snorefest. But how many of these movies scared you?
Below are 45 popular horror movies. All you have to do is tick off all the ones that scared you. Oh and btw, sequels and remakes count (for example, Halloween covers every movie in that franchise, so tick it if Halloween 2 made you scared, even if the original didn't).
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This Illustrator Is Turning Horror Movie Villains Into Runway Models And It's Cool AF
#HauntCouture.
This is Hayden Williams. He's a 26 year old illustrator based in London.
With one look at his Instagram, you can instantly tell that Hayden is insanely talented, whether he's drawing celebrities, such as Rihanna, Beyoncé, and the Kardashians...
Or imagining what the star signs would look like in a fashion show.
As well as managing to amass 1.2m Instagram followers, Hayden also has celebrity fans including Oprah, who owns one of Hayden's illustrations!
As a result of his work, Hayden has also collaborated with Kate Moss, been featured in Naomi Campbell's book and on Beyoncé's website, and met Rihanna.
For Halloween this year, Hayden has put together a new Instagram series, "Haunt Couture", which sees famous horror movie villains transform into runway models. And the result is cool AF.
"For this Halloween inspired series, I wanted to put a high fashion spin on these popular horror movie characters," Hayden told BuzzFeed.
For the series, he also took some of the villains’ genders and "flipped them to womenswear for a fun and fresh take."
The aim is for the illustrations to be "scary, but fashion", and it's clear to see that the effect has worked.
Hayden, who's been drawing since he was three years old and is self-taught, says that a quick sketch usually takes him 10-20 minutes, but a complete illustration with colour takes around an hour.
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16 Disney Characters That Are Actually Assholes
Why are the good guys even bigger assholes than the bad guys?
Ariel, The Little Mermaid.
Why she's an asshole:
• Wants to leave her dad and entire family for a man she's never even spoken to.
• Also wants legs, even though she's a freaking mermaid. Like, why would you want to be a human when you're a majestic queen of the sea?
• Says "I'm not a child anymore" even though she most definitely is.
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Belle, Beauty and the Beast.
Why she's an asshole:
• Snobby and obnoxious.
• Literally the worst Disney princess. Remember how rude she was to the baker and all the other village people?
• Thinks she's better than everybody else because she reads.
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Woody, Toy Story.
Why he's an asshole:
- Was an asshole to Buzz when he arrived on the scene.
- Low-key thinks he's better than everybody else just because he gets to sleep in Andy's bed sometimes. Like, get over yourself, you're a cowboy.
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Troy, High School Musical.
Why he's an asshole:
• Everyone talks about Sharpay being the bad guy of HSM, but Troy was that self-righteous jock that was embarrassed about being part of a school production until it became cool and then he was like OH EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME.
• Half of the reason Sharpay isn't a worldwide star.
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Prince Charming, Cinderella.
Why he's an asshole:
• Asked Cinderella to dance but didn't even ask her name.
• When he tried to find her, he couldn't even remember her face to recognise her and had to rely on her shoe size.
• He doesn't deserve to be a figure of romance. He's not deserving of his name, at all. He's literally the opposite of charming.
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Cinderella.
Why she's an asshole:
• Married a man that didn't even remember her face after they danced all night.
• Taught us to accept less than what we're worth... like a man that doesn't remember your goddamn face.
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Max, A Goofy Movie.
Why he's an asshole:
• So maybe Max is just acting out like a regular teenager, but he's such an asshole to his dad. Like, the biggest asshole. He's just trying to look after you Max.
• Always telling lies. And then more lies to cover lies.
• Ruins a roadtrip with his dad who just wants some quality father-son time.
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Hannah Montana, Hannah Montana: The Movie.
Why she's an asshole:
• Talking of teens acting out on their dads, Hannah was also an asshole to her family.
• And she basically forgets it's her best friend's birthday. What kind of friend is that?
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Flik, A Bug's Life.
Why he's an asshole:
• The reason the grasshoppers are so mad.
• Basically ruins everything.
• OK he helped save the day, but only because he caused the mess in the first place.
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Remy, Ratatouille.
Why he's an asshole:
• I'm not even sorry, a rat in the kitchen is disgusting, whether it can cook or not.
• Probably gave all the customers a disease after the movie ended.
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Prince Naveen, The Princess and the Frog.
Why he's an asshole:
• Handsome, but an absolute fuckboy. You couldn't trust him as far as you could throw him.
• Turned Tiana into a frog.
• Lied about being rich.
• A bit of a sleaze around women.
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Princess Atta, A Bug's Life.
Why she's an asshole:
• So uptight it hurts. Even the Queen, who is probably 403 years old, is less uptight than her.
• Shouts and gets mad a lot. Honestly just calm down.
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Andy, Toy Story.
Why he's an asshole:
• Just abandons all of his toys like they don't have feelings.
• But also refuses to give them up to people who will actually love and care for them. Selfish.
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Mike Wazowski, Monsters, Inc..
Why he's an asshole:
• Always sulking or getting mad about something.
• Probably suffers with short man syndrome.
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Li Shang, Mulan.
Why he's an asshole:
• Is an asshole to Mulan, even after she saved his life.
• The living embodiment of "I HAVE MUSCLES EVERYBODY LISTEN TO ME RAH RAH RAHHHHH".
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And literally every other male protagonist, who are usually fuckboys as well as assholes but somehow manage to redeem themselves by the end of the movie. Looking at you Flynn.
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Harry Styles Stopped Mid-Song To Help A Fan Who Was Having A Panic Attack
We don’t deserve him.
Since the release of his debut album in May, Harry Styles has been taking his first solo tour around the world. After dates all over the US and Canada, he recently kicked off the European stint.
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The fan, who Uproxx named as Annie, can be seen receiving help from security as Harry instructs the crowd to "give her a little bit of space".
Harry Styles stopped his entire show because I got crushed and then watched me being pulled over the barrier. That was one of the most horrendous panic attacks I’ve ever had, even the medics were terrified of the state I was in. I feel like fucking shit but I’m so grateful to Harry for having such a pure heart and stopping the show to get security to help me. Also sooooo grateful to the girls around me who realised what was happening and screamed for security.
She also added that she would like to thank Harry personally. "It was one of the scariest experiences. What he did was just surreal to me and I’m so grateful to him."
Fortunately for Annie, she was able to see the concert in full the following day.
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This Celebrity Dressed As Kim Jong-Un For Halloween And People Weren't Happy
“It wasn’t funny in Little Britain and it isn’t funny now.”
But within minutes of him posting the pictures on Twitter, people had a lot to say, and many weren't happy with the choice.
Some brought up David Walliams' past as an actor on Little Britain, pointing out that his comedy was as offensive then as it is now.
But people weren't here for it, pointing out that there were a lot of unnecessary additions included in the costume.
While David has yet to respond to the controversy, he appeared on BBC Radio 1 this morning.
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Rihanna And Pharrell Just Released A Song That They've Been Teasing For Almost Three Years
N.E.R.D are back with new track “Lemon” featuring Rihanna.
In case you missed the chaos on the internet not too long ago, N.E.R.D and Rihanna have just released a brand new song. I don't want to give opinions so I'll just state facts: It's a banger.
Anyway, that's not what I'm actually here to talk about. What I'm here to talk about is the fact that this song might've actually been in the works for almost THREE WHOLE YEARS.
Let's get into it.
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So it's 2015 and Rihanna posts a picture on Instagram. It's the New Year so she's probably in Barbados. She captioned it "tell da paparazzi get the lens right".
Yep, no idea what that means. Maybe she was just letting the paps know to keep their camera ready, who knows? A month passes and no new song is released with those lyrics. There's not a new album in sight. Fans are kinda pissed.
Then in steamrolls Pharrell with an Instagram picture of his own. Here he is, showing off his turquoise grills. But did you see the caption?
Just in case you didn't, it says "Tell tha paparazzi get tha lens right." WELL HELLO IDENTICAL CAPTIONS.
Obviously fans lost their shit, especially because Rihanna had yet to release her eighth album. But nope, nothing.
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And so that brings us to today, the first day of the month November in the year 2017. And we have a new song, that includes Rihanna and Pharrell and their identical caption "Tell the paparazzi get the lens right".
So was "Lemon" actually recorded in 2015? Was it just a coincidence? Are Rihanna and Pharrell both super petty and enjoy watching us search for details? Who knows!
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How Sexually Emotional Are You?
Is it an emotional transaction, or just a wham, bam, thank you ma’am?
For some people, sex is a physical thing and not a lot more. But for others, they need to have emotion attached before they get down between the sheets. But where do you fall on that scale?
Below are 10 quick questions. Answer them honestly, and then the quiz will reveal your result.
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