“You’re lucky I can’t swear right now.”
To the first customer of the day, who wants to create a whole heap of fuckery 30 seconds after the doors open:
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"You, Sir, need to reverse your way out of this store and return when you've adjusted that attitude."
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To the customer who's trying to sneak three items into the fitting rooms while saying they only have two:
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"You're making this way more difficult than it needs to be."
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To the customer who leaves the clothes on the floor in the fitting rooms:
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"Shall we wait for the magic retail elves to come and pick those up?"
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To the customer who's kicking up a mighty fuss because the store doesn't have their size in stock.
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"I would love to cater to your needs but right now, that is impossible."
Bravo