We’re British, we don’t say this stuff out loud.
When the bus is clearly full but that one person tries to jump on anyway:
You look out of the window but your Jiminy Cricket is like, "That was a brilliant idea. Everybody on the lower deck appreciates the will and determination you've just shown."
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When you ask for sweet popcorn at the cinema and the guy hands you salted with a smile on his face:
You take the popcorn and regret everything for the entirety of the movie while inwardly thinking, "Gee, thanks for listening."
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When someone sits in your reserved seat on the train:
You say nothing and move on, but inside you're saying, "No that's fine, you stay sitting there. I'm sure there's space on the floor for me somewhere."
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When you text your crush and they take three days to reply (if they reply at all):
You smile at your phone and accept the facts, but inside you're saying, "Being met with silence is my greatest pastime."
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